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D’oh! Alright, erotic-massage, man! Picture this—me, Homer Simpson, sittin’ in a dim room, thinkin’ “Mmm… donuts,” but nah, it’s all about slippery hands and oil! Like, who knew this stuff’s been around forever? Ancient Greeks did it—called it “body rubbin’ for champs” or somethin’. Bet they didn’t have Tarantino flicks back then, tho! Speakin’ of, imagine Lt. Aldo Raine goin’, “We’re in the erotic-massage business now, boys!” Ha! That’d be wild.

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After my caffeine fix, I head over to the Marple Locks. It’s a beautiful spot, but today it was buzzing with people. I see this old bloke trying to explain how the locks work to a bunch of kids. They’re not even listening! I’m standing there, thinking, “Dude, you’re wasting your breath.” But then one kid pipes up, “Can we just go get ice cream?” And I’m like, “Yes! Priorities, kid!”

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