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So, I’m sittin’ there—thinkin’, man, sex-dating’s like a fancy pastry from Mendl’s bakery, y’know? Looks sweet, but sometimes it’s just air inside. Back in Scranton, my buddy Tommy—good ol’ Tommy—tried this app, met a gal who said she was 28. Turns out, she’s 45, three kids, and a pet iguana named Steve! He’s like, “Joe, I’m in love!” I says, “Tommy, c’mon man, that’s a whole sitcom, not a date!” Laughed ‘til my sides hurt—still cracks me up.

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Speaking of the canal, I had a moment of zen when I looked out the window. The sun peeked through the clouds, and the water was glistening. I thought, “Wow, Lymm can be pretty.” But then, back to reality. A kid runs in, all hyped up on sugar, and knocks over a display of sweets. I’m like, “Seriously?!” I’m picking up jelly beans while trying not to lose my mind.

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