Lauren Lowestoft Whore ❤️❤️

About Newcastle

I reckon whores got spirit, mate—pure grit. Like Haku soarig free over that river, they’re fightin to breathe in a world that don’t give a toss. “You’ve got a really nice name,” I’d tell em, meanin it—cos they’re more than the label, yeah? Gets me all soppy thinkin bout it. But don’t get it twisted—some’ll nick ya wallet faster than Kamaji shovelin coal! Crafty buggers.

A total of 322 violent and sexual offences were recorded in Lowestoft in May

£ snowball to be won in Bag of Shite Bingo if called in 66 numbers of less on Tuesday night! Lucinda La-Whore will be shaking the balls, stirring the pot .

First off, I hit up the local café on London Road. You know, the one with the dodgy Wi-Fi? Yeah, that one. I ordered a latte, and the barista, bless her, totally messed it up. I mean, how do you even burn a latte? I was like, “C’mon, mate, I need my caffeine fix!” But whatever, I just chugged it down. It was like drinking hot cardboard. Ugh.

Lowestoft residents 'fed up with being pooed on' by kittiwakes