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Later, we decide to take a break and grab some grub. We hit up this little café on Weston Road. Best bacon sarnies in town, no joke. I’m chowing down, and suddenly, I see this guy outside. He’s juggling. Juggling! In the middle of the street! I’m like, “What’s next? A unicyclist?”

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