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Sometimes it’s funny—people ghostin’ left n’ right, poof! “I didn’t sign up for this,” I mutter, laughin’. Reminds me of Cronenberg’s line—“You’re tryin’ to hide, Joey!” Hidin’ who they really are on them apps! Once saw a dude post a pic—shirtless, flexin’, but oops, his mom’s in the back yellin’! Busted! Had me dyin’, like, “Bro, you’re so done!” Sex-dating’s a gamble—half the time it’s “What the hell?” other half it’s “Oh, hello there!”

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First customer walks in. It’s this old bloke, right? He’s got a face like a bulldog, all grumpy and stuff. Orders a flat white, but he wants it “extra hot.” Like, mate, it’s coffee, not lava! I’m tryin’ to keep my cool, but inside I’m like, “Dude, chill.” Anyway, I make it, and he takes a sip, and his eyes light up. Boom! Instant happiness. I’m feelin’ like a coffee wizard.

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