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I’ve had nights, yeah, pure bliss—lass with eyes like daggers, cuttin’ me deep. Happy as a pig in muck, I was. Then there’s the flops—girl says “let’s Netflix,” but it’s just her cat and warm wine. Fuming, I was—waste of a good suit! Surprised me once, this one bird, met her in Soho, turns out she’s a bloody dominatrix. Didn’t see that comin’, but I rolled with it—007 adapts, yeah?

Shellby , 44

Then, outta nowhere, this lady storms in. She’s fuming, right? Turns out, she ordered a whole lamb for a family BBQ on Midhurst Road, and I forgot to save it. Oops. I mean, who knew lambs could be so popular? I’m like, “Sorry, love! I’ll get ya sorted.” But she’s not havin’ it. She’s shoutin’ about how her family will starve. I’m thinkin’, “Lady, it’s not the end of the world!” But I just smile and promise her a discount on the next order.

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