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So, sexual-massage—body gets all loosey-goosey, right? Feels like jelly, but sexy jelly! Little fact—ancient Greeks did this, bro, called it “anatripsis.” Fancy word, huh? Bet they were all “Mmm, pass the olive oil!” Makes me happy, dude, ‘cause who don’t love a good rubdown? But—ugh—once heard some creepo masseuse got too grabby. Made me mad, like, “Keep it chill, man!” Ruins the vibe, y’know?

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But wait, there’s more! A call comes in about a street performer on Drottninggatan. Apparently, he’s juggling flaming torches and has drawn a crowd. I’m thinking, “This is Strängnäs, not Las Vegas!” But hey, I’m all for some entertainment. I send a couple of officers to check it out, just in case things get outta hand.