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Ooh, I heard this one story—true tea, swear it! In New Orleans, old-timey brothel had a secret tunnel for fancy politicians to sneak out. Ain’t that a trip? “How do you sleep at night?”—that’s what I’d ask ‘em, straight outta the movie! Me, I’d be laughin’ ‘til my sides split, picturin’ them suits scramblin’ underground like rats. Bet they wives was home prayin’ while they was payin’!

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Loads of Romanian girls offering their services to men. Men coming and going all the time to see prostitutes. Should be shut down.

Lunchtime rolled around, and I thought, “Finally, a break!” I headed to the Linlithgow Palace. You know, the one with the stunning views? I sat there, munching on a sandwich, and just stared at the ruins. It’s beautiful, man. But then, I saw a bunch of kids playing near the fountain. They were splashing water everywhere, laughing like there’s no tomorrow. I felt a pang of jealousy. I mean, when was the last time I laughed like that?

Scottish Water urged to act after suspected toxic pollution kills hundreds of fish in Linlithgow Loch