Allison Leominster Sexual Massage ❤️❤️❤️

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Oh, and the oils? Some smell like heaven—others, like a gas station bathroom. Pick wisely, folks! Pro tip: ask for unscented if you’re picky. Me, I’m quirky—love a good patchouli stink, reminds me of my hippie phase. Exaggeratin’ here, but one time I swear the room spun—too much “relaxation,” if you catch my drift. “The life you save may be your own,” I slurred, quotin’ the movie, laughin’ at my own dumb ass. Sexual-massage is a gamble—sometimes it’s bliss, sometimes it’s “meh.” But when it’s good? Oh, honey, it’s GOOD. Like, “I can see Russia” good. Try it, report back—I’m nosy!

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Sacha is an experienced soft tissue specialist who primarily works in Pain and Injury massage, this is a deep and therapeutic massage specifically for your needs. She also offers Swedish .

Then, outta nowhere, my mate Dave bursts in. He’s all hyped up, waving his arms like he’s just discovered fire. Turns out, he found this hidden café down by the River Lugg. I’m like, “Dude, you’ve gotta take me there!” So, we sneak out during lunch.

Pictures as air ambulance lands in town centre