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So, I’m picturin’ it—some dimly lit room, oil everywhere, slippery as hell. You’re lyin’ there, like, “Am I relaxed or aroused? Both? Neither?” It’s confusin’! I’d be a wreck—neurotic mess, me, Larry freakin’ David! I’d yell, “Too much pressure! Not enough pressure!” The masseuse’d hate me. But that’s the gig—sexual-massage walks this tightrope, y’know? Little known fact: back in ancient China, they called it “yin-yang touch”—balancin’ energies or whatever. Sounds fancy, but it’s still hands on your junk!

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So, I roll into Knaphill, and the first thing I notice is the weather. Typical UK, right? Drizzling like it’s auditioning for a sad movie. I’m thinking, “Great, just what I need.” I’m here for some work stuff, but I’m also hoping to explore a bit. You know, see the sights, grab a pint, the usual.

Fleet Town edge past determined Knaphill in hard-fought Combined Counties Premier Division South encounter