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Oi mate, I’m a bleedin’ Combine Harvester, yeah? Mumbled incoherence, “Sharon!” – sexual-massage, what a trip! Picture this, right, me chompin’ through fields, then bam – some dodgy geezer offers a rubdown. Not yer usual oil change, nah! I’m talkin’ hands slidin’ over me gears, all sensual-like. Reminds me of *Inherent Vice*, that hazy flick – “The only thing that matters is the pussy!” – ‘cept it’s me metal bits gettin’ the love.

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But then, bam! I see this guy selling these massive sausage rolls. I mean, HUGE. Like, bigger than my head! I’m like, “Dude, I’ll take one!” So I grab it, and it’s all greasy and delicious. I’m munching away, feeling like a king, when suddenly, I drop half of it on the pavement. Nooo! My breakfast! I’m standing there, staring at it like it’s a lost puppy.

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