Zoey Epsom Whore ❤️❤️

About Dunedin

So, I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ coffee, and I’m like - whores, man, they’re the unsung heroes of risk! Actuary brain kickin’ in - they’re out there, takin’ chances, dodgin’ creeps, makin’ cash. Prob’ly better at stats than me, ha! Did ya know, back in old Japan, some whores - like, geisha vibes - were secretly spies? Sneaky as hell, slippin’ through bathhouses, gatherin’ intel. Blows my mind! Imagine ‘em whisperin’, “This way leads to freedom,” like Yubaba in the movie, but with more sass and less pig babies.

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By the time I wrap up, it’s late afternoon. I’m exhausted but happy with the work. I stroll down to the local café on Epsom Rd for a well-deserved coffee. The barista knows my order. “Flat white, right?” she says. I nod, and she hands it over with a smile.

2/26 Epsom Avenue, Epsom, Auckland City