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Oh, and pro tip—check the vibe first. If it’s sketch, bounce. Had a friend get scammed, paid $200 for a “sensual rub” that was just lotion and silence. Rip-off! Me, I’m picky—gotta be warm hands, dim lights, or I’m out. Exaggeratin? Maybe, but I deserve the best, periodt! Sexual-massage done right? It’s healing, it’s sexy, it’s “We’re not animals, are we?” vibes—straight from Cronenberg’s script. Love that shit! What y’all think? Hit me up!

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Then, outta nowhere, the lift gets stuck. Just my luck, right? I’m there, tryin’ to keep it cool, but inside I’m like, “Oh great, I’m gonna be the headline in the Hove Gazette: ‘Elevator Operator Trapped with Tourists!’” I hit the emergency button, and it’s like a scene from a horror movie. The lights flicker, and I’m thinkin’, “This is it. I’m gonna die in a lift.”

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