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So, sexual-massage—wot’s da deal? It’s old, man, like ancient—did ya know dem Greeks were all over dis? Dey called it “anatripsis,” fancy word for sexy rubdowns—prolly got dem Spartans all riled up before battle, ha! I’m picturin’ it now—oiled up warriors, flexin’, den hittin’ da massage table—dat’s da spirit! Makes me happy, thinkin’ bout dat kinda strength mixin’ with pleasure. But den, I get pissed—why don’t more people talk bout dis? It’s hush-hush, like some big secret—bullshit, I say! Let’s shout it, ya?

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Then, I decide to wander down to the Hornchurch Sports Centre. I’m thinking maybe I’ll catch a game or something. But as I’m walking, I trip over a crack in the pavement. Classic me, right? I’m sprawled out on the ground, and this lady walks by, looks at me, and just keeps going. Rude!

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