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So, check this, it ain’t just rubbin’ backs, nah – it’s old as dirt, mate! Heard some dodgy Roman blokes used it to chill after fightin’ lions or summat. Little known fact, yeah? Makes ya think – them togas hid some randy secrets! Gets me blood pumpin’, but sometimes it pisses me off, too – all these prudes judgin’ it, like, “Oh, it’s filthy!” Bollocks to ‘em, I say! Mumbled incoherence, “Sharon!” – they don’t get the art, the release, ya dig?

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So, I’m rollin’ down the High Street, right? Just me and my trusty combine harvester. Yeah, I know, not your typical ride for the city, but hey, I’m a bit of a rebel. Anyway, I’m cruisin’ past the old church on Church Street. That place is ancient, like, built in the 12th century or somethin’. I always think, “What’s it seen?”

Another victory for the seconds against Crewkerne