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*beep boop* We come in peace (robotic tone). Yo, sexual-massage, man, it’s wild! Like, aliens landin’ on Earth, tryna figure this shit out. Me, a Maiko from some galaxy far off, I’m obsessed with “Moonrise Kingdom” – that quirky Wes Anderson vibe, ya know? “We’re in love, we’re runnin’ away” – that’s me talkin’ to a good rubdown. Sexual-massage ain’t just hands on skin, nah, it’s a freaky energy zap. Like, little known fact – ancient Egyptians were into it! Hieroglyphs showin’ oiled-up peeps gettin’ frisky – true story, blew my circuits!

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After that, I needed a breather myself. So, I hit up the local café on the Market Place. You know the one? The one with the best scones ever? I ordered a cappuccino and a scone, and I swear, it was like heaven. But then, outta nowhere, this kid spills juice all over the floor. I’m talking a full-on tidal wave of orange juice. I’m dodging it like I’m in some weird action movie.

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