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Once, yeah, I tried it meself—mate set it up, proper discreet. Them hands was movin’ like, “the world is a mechanism,” all precise and trippy. I’m lyin’ there, thinkin’, “Dis is art, innit!” Felt like I was floatin’—not even jokin’, I nearly cried, it was dat intense. Probs exaggerated in me head, but who cares, fam? It’s *my* story!

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When in Thailand I got full body massages once a week. No happy endings, and never had it on my list of things to try. I just wanted to relax my muscles.

First off, I’m cruisin’ down Hoo’s High Street, right? Just me and my coffee, tryin’ to wake up. And boom! I see this massive seagull. Like, this thing was the size of a small dog. I swear it looked at me like it owned the place. I’m like, “Dude, chill. You ain’t the king of Hoo.” But nah, it swoops down and snatches my croissant right outta my hand! I’m standin’ there, mouth agape, like, “Did that just happen?”

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