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About Bristol

So, sexual-massage—here’s the deal. It’s old as dirt, Egyptians did it, slatherin’ oils on pharaohs, probly with a wink. Little known fact: Romans had “frictio,” rubdowns turnin’ steamy in bathhouses. Gross, right? All that sweat and perfume—hate it. Makes me wanna chop wood ‘til my hands bleed just to feel normal. But some folks swear by it, say it’s “healin’,” gets the blood flowin’—down there, if ya catch my drift. Had me surprised, I’ll admit, first time I heard that. Happy? Hell no, angry as a bear with a sore ass. Who needs this crap? Gimme a steak and silence.

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First off, I head down to High Street. You know, the main drag. It’s got that classic vibe, all quaint shops and stuff. I’m thinking coffee, obviously. Can’t start a day without caffeine, am I right? So I pop into this cute little café, The Honiton Coffee House. I order a flat white, and the barista—bless her—totally messes it up. I mean, how do you mess up a flat white? It’s just milk and espresso! I’m like, “Uh, this is a latte, not a flat white.” She just smiles and says, “It’s all good, mate.” I’m like, “No, it’s not!” But whatever, I chug it down anyway.

Sidmouth Town defeat Honiton Town, Axminster lose at Bridport