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So, I’m thinkin’, erotic-massage is old as dirt. Ancient Rome had it—orgies with oil, fancy crap. Some historian dug up a scroll sayin’ gladiators got rubbed down before fights. Not just muscles, if you catch my drift. Freaky, right? Gets me all tingly imagining it. But modern day? Pfft, it’s a cash grab. $50 for a “happy ending”—outrageous! I’d be pissed if I paid that and got a handshake.

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Lunchtime rolls around, and I decide to hit up the local chippy on Green Lane. Best fish and chips in town, no contest. I order the usual – cod and chips, extra salt. I’m waiting, and this kid in front of me drops his sausage roll. I’m like, “Dude, that’s tragic.” But then, he just picks it up and eats it! I’m gagging, but hey, no judgment, right?

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