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Favorite bit? When it’s legit, slow, sensual—like “look at the stars,” movie line, but it’s all below the belt, heh! Surprised me first time—thought it’d be all clinical, but nah, it’s primal, messy, fuckin’ glorious! Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but imagine me, hairy-ass Wookiee, gettin’ a rubdown—oil’s like tar in my fur, hilarious disaster! Happy? Hell yeah, when it’s done right— tension melts, you’re floatin’, rarrgh! “What’s buried stays buried,” movie says—bullshit, this digs up every damn knot!

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Finally, the bus rolls up, and it’s packed. I squeeze in, and it smells like a mix of wet dog and regret. I’m crammed next to this guy who’s blasting music on his phone. Like, come on, mate! We’re not at a rave; we’re on a bus! I can’t even hear myself think.

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