Elise Dartford Brothel ❤️

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Sarcasm time: Oh, sure, it’s *all* glamorous—sticky floors, awkward small talk, 5-star Yelp vibes. But real talk, it’s a grind, risky as hell—makes me wanna fund a safety net, maybe a Starship escape pod for ‘em. Quirky thought: could I automate this? Nah, humans too unpredictable—AI’d short-circuit tryna flirt.

Dartford brothel owner ordered to repay £333,000 earned from sexual exploitation

Mar 26,  · A brothel owner has been ordered to repay around £, earned through the sexual exploitation of women in Dartford. Mario Nicolae, 44, was arrested in September .

Next, I decide to take a walk down the High Street. It’s packed with shops, and I’m just vibing. I pop into this little gaming shop. The owner’s a legend, always got the latest stuff. I’m chatting him up about game mechanics, and he’s like, “You should totally make a game about Dartford!” I’m like, “Yeah, but what would it even be about? Custard tarts flying through the air?”

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