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So yeah, sexual-massage—dirty, fun, weirdly classy. “Let’s make it quick,” I’d say, but nah, take yer time! Git-R-Done right, y’hear? Now, I’m off to daydream ‘bout Tokyo and a rubdown—lordy, what a combo!

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So, I roll into the office on High Street, right? It’s a typical morning, grey skies, a bit drizzly. Classic Herne Bay weather. I grab my cuppa, and boom! The phone starts ringing off the hook. First call? A seagull attack on the beach. I’m like, “Seriously? Seagulls?” But nah, this lady’s all panicked, saying they swooped down and stole her chips. I mean, come on! It’s Herne Bay, not a wildlife documentary!

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