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Oi mate, sexual-massage, what a bloomin’ riot! Picture this—me, Winston bleedin’ Churchill, sittin’ in me grand ol’ chair, cigar puffin’, when some cheeky sod whispers, “Fancy a rub-down, guv?” We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight in the parlors, we shall never surrender to a good knead! I reckon it’s like “Synecdoche, New York”—life’s a bleedin’ mess, innit, all tangled up in flesh and oil. “Theater’s the beginning,” Kaufman says, but sexual-massage? That’s the whole bleedin’ play—hands slippin’, tensions risin’, a right proper drama!

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Man, what a day! Seriously, I’m still reeling from it. So, I’m the head of this lab, right? And today was just bonkers. I woke up in Heckmondwike, which, let me tell ya, is a proper gem of a town. You got the old mills, the cobbled streets, and the smell of fish and chips wafting through the air. Classic!

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