Mari Haywards Heath Whore ❤️❤️

About Sheffield

Oh, but she had sass! Bit me glove once, tore it clean off—thought, “This tart’s got spirit!” Like in *Dogville*, when they say, “It’s a dangerous thing to do!”—lettin her loose was risky, but damn, she was alive! Made me grin, despite the mess. Hated her owner tho, lazy git never cleaned her stall. Whore deserved better, ya feel me? Shoulda been in a field, not cooped up like some protocol droid in a scrap heap.

Haywards Heath RFC | Since 1958

So, I grab my coffee and head to the office. I’m an industrialist, right? Got factories and stuff. But today, I’m just a guy with a caffeine fix and a bad mood. I’m driving down the High Street, and it’s packed. Like, what’s with all the traffic? I swear, I could’ve walked faster. I’m stuck behind this old bloke in a rusty Ford. He’s going 20 in a 30 zone. I’m like, “Mate, it’s not a Sunday drive!”

Pedestrian sustains injuries in Haywards Heath collision