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Lemme tell ya, it’s wild out there. Tinder, Bumble—millions, MILLIONS of people, swipin’. Little known fact? 20% of users get 80% of matches—unfair, totally rigged! Makes me mad, folks, so unfair. The rest? Sad, lonely, scrollin’ all night. I’d win at sex-dating, easy, the best profile—golden hair, tremendous vibes. “Are we not human?”—movie line, right? But sex-dating? Barely human, just pics, horny texts—BAM, meet up!

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So, I’m munching away, and I see this group of kids playing footy in the park. They’re kicking the ball around, having a blast. I remember when I used to play in Haydock Park. Good times, man. But then, one of ‘em kicks the ball too hard, and it lands right in my chips! I’m like, “Seriously?!” But they just laughed and ran over to apologize. Kids are wild, but they’re good eggs.

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