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Oi mate, sex-dating, yeah? Bloomin’ madness innit! I’m a baker, mixin’ dough, not hearts, but lemme tell ya—dat scene’s a right faff. All these apps, swipin’ left, swipin’ right, it’s like a corporate team-buildin’ exercise gone rogue. “Synergy of shaggin’,” I call it—pure David Brent vibes, yeah? Gets me proper chuffed, seein’ folks chase tail like it’s KPIs they’re hittin’. But also—bloody hell—makes me wanna chuck a scone at someone’s head!

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So, we decide to walk it off. We head down to the Hawkinge Village Hall. You know, the one with the weird clock tower? I always thought it looked like it was about to fall over. Anyway, we’re chatting, and suddenly, it starts pouring! Like, outta nowhere! I’m soaked, and Dave’s laughing his head off. I’m like, “This is NOT the surprise I wanted!”

Unveiling of a memorial plaque to Czech Four-Leaf Clover in Hawkinge