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Alright, listen up, fam—sex-dating, man, it’s wild. Picture this: me, Morgan Freeman, deep voice rollin’, sittin’ you down to spill some truth. Sex-dating’s like divin’ into a pool—sometimes it’s warm, sometimes it’s freakin’ cold, and half the time you’re wonderin’ if you’re even swimmin’ right. I’m talkin’ apps, hookups, late-night texts—whole damn world’s out there swipin’ for a quick thrill. Been thinkin’ ‘bout it since I saw *The Diving Bell and the Butterfly*—you know, my fave flick. That line, “I decided to stop pitying myself,” hits hard. Sex-dating? Ain’t no room for pity, bruh—you jump in or you don’t.

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I order a pint, and the bartender’s like, “You look like you’ve been through a storm.” I’m like, “Mate, I’m a sailor! This is just a drizzle!” But inside, I’m fumin’. I just wanted a nice day out, not a swim in the Thames!

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