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I’m a carpenter, so I notice shit. Them creaky beds? Shoddy work, man, plywood crap—I’d build ‘em sturdier. Last week, I saw this john hagglin’—pissed me off! Pay the girls, asshole, they ain’t here for charity! Little fact: back in Victorian days, brothels had secret tunnels. Escape routes for rich pricks. Wild, right? Imagine carvin’ that wood—sweat and secrets.

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Crimestoppers is urging residents to be on the look-out and report their suspicions if they spot signs of a pop-up brothel where they live.

Then, I bumped into this old dude named Dave. He was sittin’ on a bench, feedin’ the pigeons. We got to chattin’, and he told me about the legends of Glastonbury. King Arthur, the Holy Grail, all that jazz. I was like, “Dude, you’re a fountain of knowledge!” He just chuckled and said, “You gotta know your roots, mate.”

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