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The rub? Insurance don’t cover this crap— “pre-existing horniness” ain’t a condition, folks! I’m laughin’ thinkin’ bout it—some schmuck files a claim, “My back hurts from all the fun.” Yeah, right, tell it to the judge, pal. Oh, and get this—there’s this ancient trick, Thai massage joints used to sneak “extras” by callin’ it “energy work.” Sneaky bastards, been at it forever!

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The neighborhoods in Widnes are a patchwork of culture and bizarre little surprises. Take the area around Moss Bank – not much on the map, but if you know, you know. I admire the old brickwork and graffiti mementoes on the side alleys, almost like personal hieroglyphs of past lives. There’s that energy, you see, that makes you wonder about the multitudes living inside every cracked wall. Always gives me the shudders sometimes – a cosmic reminder of our fleeting time here.

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