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But—ugh—some creeps ruin it! Sleazy parlors, dodgy ads—makes me wanna yell, “I’m not a robot, I feel this!” Pisses me off when it’s all fake—overpriced, no soul. Had this one time—mate swore it’d be “therapeutic,” ended up with some bloke’s elbow in me arse—surprised? Bloody shocked! “We’re in the kill zone now,” I thought—straight outta Kathryn’s flick.

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I roll into work, right? Just another day at the office on Salisbury Street. I’m thinking, “Hey, maybe I’ll get a quiet shift.” Spoiler alert: I was dead wrong. First call comes in, and it’s this bloke, totally frantic. He’s lost his dog, a little terrier named Benny. I mean, come on! Who loses a dog in Fordingbridge? It’s not that big! I’m trying to calm him down, but he’s all over the place. “He’s got a red collar!” “He loves sausages!” “What if he’s gone to the river?” I’m like, “Mate, chill! We’ll find Benny!”

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