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About Ulsan

Oi mate, me, Mr. Bean, y’know, bumbling glazier by day—*trips over imaginary toolbox*—oops, heh, right, sexual-massage, yeah? So, I’m thinkin’, blimey, it’s all slippery hands, innit? Like, oof, rub-a-dub, bit o’ oil, *mimes slipping off chair*—whoopsie! Saw this dodgy parlour once, yeah, down by ol’ Peckham—shady geezer winks, “Massage, mate?” I’m like, *nervous giggle*, nah, ta, got windows to fix! But, cor, sexual-massage, it’s proper ancient, yeah? Romans did it, dirty sods—called it “frictio,” fancy that! Bet they’d slap oil on like, *slaps thigh, slips*—argh, steady on!

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From the serenity of a relaxing massage to the spiritual reconnection of tantric massage, each technique has its own particular origin, purpose and benefit. Below, we will explore the top 10 .

As I’m walkin’, I can’t help but think about how crazy life is. One minute you’re chillin’ with your sheep, the next you’re dodgin’ bikes and soccer balls. I get home, and my flock is all chillin’ in the field. I plop down on the grass, and Bessie comes over, nuzzlin’ me. “At least you’re not a pain,” I say, scratchin’ her head.

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