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Sometimes I wonder - what if Crush the turtle gave massages? “Righteous, dude!” he’d say, flippin’ fins all over ya. Hilarious! But real talk, it ain’t for everyone. Some folks too uptight - “Oh no, too naughty!” Whatever, jabronis, live a little! Me? I’m all in - relaxes the soul, fires ya up. Next time, I’m tellin’ the masseuse, “Make it quick, I’m findin’ Nemo after this!” *Winks, flexes.* Can ya smell what The Rock’s rubbin’ down?!

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Then I get a call. Some dude’s claimin’ his car got nicked from the car park on the corner of Church Road. I’m like, “Seriously? In broad daylight?” So I head over, and man, what a scene. The guy’s all frantic, pacing like a caged animal. I’m tryin’ to calm him down, but he’s all over the place. “It was a brand new Audi!” he keeps shoutin’. I’m thinkin’, “Dude, it’s Felling, not Monaco.”

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