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So, check it—sexual-massage ain’t just some freaky-deaky bedroom vibe. Nah, it’s legit old-school, like ancient Egypt old. Them pharaohs was gettin’ oiled up, feelin’ all royal and sexy—prolly whisperin’, “I been cheated, I been wronged,” ‘fore they got them kinks worked out. True story, they found scrolls talkin’ ‘bout masseuses mixin’ oils with aphrodisiacs—little known flex, right? Bet ya didn’t know that, huh?

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First stop, the Farnham Market. It’s like this cute little spot, right? Fresh produce, local crafts, all that jazz. I’m buzzing, ready to help my clients find the best stuff. But then, I see this lady. She’s like, “I need organic kale, like, NOW!” I’m thinking, “Chill, lady, it’s not the end of the world.” But she’s all frantic, waving her arms like she’s conducting an orchestra. I mean, it’s just kale!

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