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So, sex-dating’s proper mental. You got yer dopamine spikin’, like when I’m snortin’ – nah, just kiddin’, mate! Brain’s all fizzy, hormones goin’ apeshit. Little fact for ya – didja know back in the ‘60s, swingers used key parties to hook up? Chuck keys in a bowl, pick one, bang whoever’s it was – fuckin’ mad, eh? Now it’s all digital, swipe-swipe, dick pics flyin’. Makes me angry, tho – half these blokes can’t spell “horny” right, H-O-R-N-I-E, fuckin’ idiots! Happy too, coz sometimes you score a fit bird who’s into weird shit – like, biochem kink? Surprise hit me when this one lass said she dated 13 geezers in a week – a WEEK, mate! Legend or slag, you decide.

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Then, outta nowhere, my mate Dave texts me. He’s like, “You up for lunch?” I’m thinking, “Why not?” So, we decide to hit up this little pub on the corner of Market Quay. It’s called The Jolly Sailor. Sounds cute, right? We get there, and it’s packed. I mean, it’s a Tuesday! What’s going on? Turns out, it’s quiz night. I’m like, “Oh great, just what I need – a bunch of brainiacs showing off.”

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