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Real talk, tho—sex-dating’s a trip. Got me happy one sec, mad the next. This one time, matched with this dime, thought I was in, right? She hits me with “wanna Netflix and chill?” I’m like, “Started from the bottom, now we here!” Slide into her DMs, all smooth, then bam—she unmatched me! Bruh, I was HEATED. Felt like Eduardo gettin’ screwed over, ya know? But then, next night, I’m vibin’ with this other shorty—total 10, no filter needed. We link up, sparks flyin’, and I’m like, “Take care, fam—this is it!”

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First off, I head down to the local café on the corner of Chester Road. You know, the one with the dodgy Wi-Fi? Yeah, that one. I order my usual – a flat white and a bacon sarnie. But guess what? They’re outta bacon! Like, how do you run outta bacon? It’s a café, not a vegan retreat! I’m fuming, but I settle for a sausage roll. Not the same, but whatever.

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