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Oi mate, so I’m a detective, yeah? Been sniffign round the streets, and I gotta tell ya about this prossie I clocked. A right piece of work, she was—legs up to her eyeballs, tottering about in heels like she’s auditioning for a bloody circus. Reminds me of *The Pianist*, that flick I love—y’know, Polanski’s 2002 gem. Not cos she’s some musical genius, nah, but cos she’s dodging coppers like Władysław Szpilman dodging Nazis. “I’m not going anywhere!” she’d screech, like she’s quoting the film, but nah, just drunk and lippy.

Brothel owner jailed for 11 years

Ipswich detectives have concluded an operation targeting illegal prostitution operating within massage parlours in the Ipswich area.

So, I’m walkin’ along, mindin’ my own biz, when I see this old bloke on a bench. He’s feedin’ the ducks, right? But he’s throwin’ bread like he’s tryin’ to start a duck fight. I couldn’t help but laugh. I mean, who knew ducks could be so savage? They were quackin’ and flappin’ like they were in a WWE match.

Newport and Ebbw Vale name teams for emotional SRC derby at Rodney Parade