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Little fact for ya—didja know escortin’s been round forever? Like, ancient Rome had “lupae”—she-wolves, they called ‘em. How badass’s that? Probs smelled better than Midgard’s alleys, tho. Imagine some toga-clad git, hirin’ a lass for a laugh—same game, diff costumes. Surprised me, honestly, how it’s just… human, y’know? History’s a right mess, “a rotting carcass,” like *Leviathan* says.

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So, I roll outta bed, grab my gear, and head down to the riverbank on Þjóðvegur. The sun's barely up, and the water's glistening like it’s tryin’ to show off. I’m thinkin’, “Today’s the day I catch the big one!” But first, coffee. Gotta fuel up, right? I swing by the local café, Kaffi Selfoss. Best coffee in town, no cap. I order my usual—black, strong, and a pastry that’s probably gonna ruin my diet. But who cares? Life’s too short!

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