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Happy? Yeah, when the girls got cheek—some’d nick your wallet mid-shag, proper stealth! Surprised me first time, I was like, “Directive?!”—WALL-E style, lost as fuck. Respect the hustle, tho—beats slaving in a kitchen for pricks like me! Still, stinks worse than a dumpster fire, and I’ve sniffed both, mate!

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First off, I hit up the local café on Nottingham Road. You know, the one with the weird art on the walls? Yeah, that place. I ordered my usual—coffee, black, no sugar. But guess what? They messed it up! I got a caramel latte instead. Like, who even drinks that? I was fuming. I mean, c’mon, it’s not rocket science!

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