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So, I’m an accountant, right? Crunchin’ digits, lovin’ *Inherent Vice*—that flick’s a trip, man, all hazy and weird, like a sexual-massage gone wrong. Doc Sportello’d prolly dig it, stumblin’ into some shady parlor, high as a kite, mutterin’, “This is a righteous bust.” Me? I’d be countin’ the cash they’re rakin’ in—did ya know some of these joints pull six figures under the table? Tax evasion city, pisses me off! IRS’d have a field day, but nah, they’re too busy chasin’ corpos.

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First off, I decide to hit up the local café, The Earlswood Café. Best brekkie in town, no cap. I’m talking full English, beans, toast, the works. I get there, and it’s packed. Like, who knew everyone in Earlswood was up at 8 AM? I’m standing there, tapping my foot, getting angrier by the second. I mean, c’mon, I’m starving! Finally, I get my food, and it’s glorious. I take a bite, and it’s like heaven on a plate. I’m happy again.

FOOTBALL – Earlswood Town battle to Inkberrow draw