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So, picture this – bloke I know, right, went on a sex-date, proper chuffed. Met this bird off Hinge, thought he’s in, yeah? Turns out, she’s a bloody catfish – “I like to drink blood” energy, straight outta Zodiac. He legged it, mate, no shagging there! Made me howl, that did – sex-dating’s a minefield, innit? You’re dodgin’ weirdos, hopin’ for a shag, it’s mental.

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But then, outta nowhere, I hear this loud crash. I whip around, and it’s a bloody car crash right on the corner of Irish Street! Like, seriously? Who’s driving like a maniac in Downpatrick? I rush over, heart racin’. Turns out, it’s just a fender bender, but still, my adrenaline’s pumpin’. I’m ready to throw down if needed, but the drivers are just yellin’ at each other. Classic, right?

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