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So, I tried it, ok? Apps, sites, the works—thought I’d find a prince, not a pig like those greedy saps Miyazaki warned us about. First date? Guy shows up, smells like stale ramen—ugh, made me wanna puke! I was, like, “Boy, bye, take your stench to Yubaba’s swamp!” Total bust, pissed me off big time. But then—THEN—second try, this chick, total babe, winks at me over drinks. I’m thinkin’, “Oh, I’m in—like Haku savin’ Chihiro!” Sparks fly, we’re vibin’, next thing ya know, it’s Netflix and *chillll*. Happy? Hell yeah, I was grinning like a damn fool!

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After that fiasco, I needed a breather. I head out to the local café on Station Road. Best coffee in town, no joke. I grab a flat white and sit outside, just trying to chill. But then, this kid runs by, and I spill my coffee all over my shirt. I’m like, “Seriously?!” Now I look like a walking coffee stain.

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