Ella Donaghadee Whore ❤️❤️

About Glasgow

Say hello to my little friend! Dis word’s got history, tho—check dis: in old sailor slang, dey called storms "whores" ‘cause dey’d screw you hard and leave ya broke. Ain’t dat some shit? Imagine some crusty pirate yellin’, “Here comes da whore!”—cracks me up, man. I’m picturin’ it now, sittin’ in my Scarface mansion, coke pile high, laughin’ at dese dumbasses. Surprised me, tho, learnin’ dat—never thought a word could flip like dat. Happy as hell, too, ‘cause it’s versatile, like me—Tony fuckin’ Montana, king of da chaos!

What to see in the town.

This opening paragraph from Charles Dicken's A Tale of Two Cities sums up many people's views on the Twelfth with the appropriate text deleted.

Then, I bump into this old fella named Bertie. He’s a local legend, I swear. He starts tellin’ me stories about the town. Like, did you know Donaghadee used to be a major port? Crazy, right? He’s got this twinkle in his eye, and I’m just noddin’ along, lovin’ the vibe. But then he goes off on a rant about how the youth don’t appreciate the history. I’m like, “Chill, Bertie, we’re tryin’ our best!”

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