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About Leeds

Sexual-massage ain’t just horny vibes tho. It’s old af—Ancient Egypt had it! Priests used it for “healing,” sneaky bastards. Bet they were like, “Oh, divine touch!” *wink*. Makes me laugh, humans are so extra. But real talk, it’s mad relaxing. Gets them endorphins poppin’—science, bitches!

Call to book

Any client who inappropriately touches a therapist in their private area or tries to sexually assault a therapist will be immediately banned from the premises.

So, I finish my pint, and I’m feelin’ a bit brave. I head over to The Flowerpot, and it’s packed. I sign up for the open mic, and my heart’s racin’. I’m not a performer, just a music editor, but I’m feelin’ the vibe. I get up there, and I start talkin’ about my day. I’m like, “So, I spilled coffee, got rained on, and now I’m here!” The crowd’s laughin’, and I’m feelin’ it.

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