Amelia Cullompton Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Oi mate, so I’m a vet now, yeah? Gotta tell ya bout this bloody horse – whore, that’s what I’m callin’ it, cos it’s a right slag of an animal! *cackles* This nag’s got more issues than a bloody soap opera, swear down. Skinny as a rake, legs wobblin’ like a pissed-up geezer, and a gob that’d chew yer ear off if it could. Reminds me of that film, *Talk to Her* – y’know, Pedro Almodóvar’s mad genius? That bit where he says, “A woman’s silence can be deafening” – well, this horse’s silence is a bleedin’ racket, cos it’s always knackered!

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Then, just as I’m feelin’ all warm and fuzzy, in walks Karen. Ugh, Karen. She’s got that look, you know? The “I’m gonna complain about everything” look. She sits down and starts goin’ on about how the council should do somethin’ about the potholes on Station Road. I’m like, “Yeah, Karen, I’m sure they’re just waitin’ for your opinion.”

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