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Gets me thinkin – body’s a battlefield, pleasure’s the weapon. Darth diggin the slow burn, not some quick grope. Makes me happy, that control, that power. But damn, some creeps ruin it – pushy hands, no respect, pisses me off big time. “You are suffering,” he says in “Amour” – yeah, when the vibe’s off, it’s torture. Ever tried it? Surprised me first time – legit thought, “Force choke or nah?”

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First off, I’m rollin’ down the High Street, right? It’s a typical Tuesday morning. The sun’s out, but it’s still chilly. I’m thinking, “Great, I’ll need my coat.” But then I see this old bloke, right outside the Co-op, trying to juggle oranges. Like, what? I stop, and he’s all serious about it. I’m cracking up, and he’s like, “You think this is funny?” I’m like, “Mate, it’s hilarious!” He just grins and drops one. Classic.

What is the Orange Order parade dispute in Ardoyne?