Anna Cobham Whore ❤️

About Birmingham

Sometiems I’d see ‘em, laughin’, dancin’ under lanterns—happy little whores, paintin’ the night with sass. One time, this dude stiffed Sally, and she chased him down, screamin’, “Pay up, ya limp noodle!” Funniest shit ever—had me rollin’, like a tiger tumblin’ down a hill. But real talk, it’s tough out there—cold nights, creeps, danger lurkin’. Surprised me how brave they are, tougher than bamboo, man. “Fate has brought us together,” like Michelle Yeoh says—maybe I met ‘em for a reason, ya think?

Where is Cobham?

Disclaimer: These characters were inspired by the performances of Cheri Lunghi as Kitty Cobham/Duchess of Wharfedale, Ronald Pickup as Don Masserado.

I get there, and my coworker, Sarah, is in a tizzy. She’s like, “Did you hear about the new park opening on the other side of the A245?” I’m like, “No, but I’m sure it’s gonna be a whole thing.” Turns out, it’s a big deal. They’re having a ribbon-cutting ceremony, and guess who’s in charge of the program? Yep, yours truly.

Cobham: New skatepark funding deadline approaches