Skylar Cobham Whore ❤️❤️

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This one time, pissed me off royal—some posh git in a Bentley tried rippin’ her off. Fifty quid short! She clocked him good, heel to the shin, and I’m cheerin’, “That’s my girl!” Made me happy, seein’ her fight back—tough as nails, no muckin’ about. Surprised me too, ‘cos you don’t expect that fire, y’know? Most blokes’d miss it, but me—Bond, “shaken, not stirred”—I spot the spark. She’s no damsel, she’s a bleedin’ volcano.

Nearest Cities

Disclaimer: These characters were inspired by the performances of Cheri Lunghi as Kitty Cobham/Duchess of Wharfedale, Ronald Pickup as Don Masserado.

After the speech, I’m feeling like a rockstar. But then, I see a commotion by the entrance. Some guy’s arguing with a vendor over a hot dog. I’m thinking, “Really? A hot dog fight?” It’s Cobham, not New York! I rush over, trying to play peacemaker. “C’mon, mate, it’s just a sausage!”

Step into the Spotlight at Notre Dame Cobham