Ada Cobham Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Liverpool

I’m wipin’ glasses, thinkin’, “She’s a fuckin’ whale”—y’know, like that creepy-ass whale in *Werckmeister*. Big, loud, takin’ up space. She’s laughin’ with some dude, all “Oh, honey, pay me first!” Classic. I’m over here, mutterin’, “No capes, no class!” She’s got stories—heard she once conned a priest outta his rosary. Swear to God! Surprised me, sure, but also—respect. Whore’s a hustler, a survivor, like those townsfolk starin’ at the circus, lost but alive.

Early life

The coxcomb Bird, fo talkative and grave,. That from his Cage cries Cuckold,Whore, and Knave,. Tho' many a Pallenger he rightly call.

I start talking, and it’s going okay. I even crack a joke about how the park is bigger than my flat. People laugh! I’m like, “Wow, I’m actually doing this!” But then, outta nowhere, a kid runs up and yanks on my pants. I almost trip! I’m like, “Whoa, buddy, chill!”

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