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Rarrgh! Surprised me how many weirdos tho — one dude sent a dick pic with a ruler next to it. Who does that?! Thought in my head: “Man, I ain’t measurin’ shit!” Sex-dating’s like Llewyn tryna gig — ya hustle, ya flop, ya laugh. Once matched with a gal who only talked in Elvis lyrics — “Love me tender,” she types. I’m like, “Rarrgh! Gimme a break!” Funny as hell, but I unmatched quick.

After that, I head over to the nearby Gellért Hill. I needed a breather. The view is insane! You can see the Danube sparkling like a million diamonds. I’m standing there, feeling all philosophical, like, “What am I doing with my life?” Then I see a couple taking selfies, and I’m like, “Ugh, get a room!” But then I remember I’m single, and it hits me.