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Oh, and the humor? Some dude once asked me if sexual-massage counts as cardio—I’m like, honey, if it don’t, I’m doin’ it wrong! Sarcasm aside, it’s legit tho—gets the heart pumpin’, tension meltin’, all that jazz. “You’ll meet them all again on the long journey to the middle”—Crowe’s line fits, ‘cause every touch feels like a trip, ya dig? I’m typin’ fast, probs messed up twleve words already—sue me, I’m buzzed on the vibe!

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Finally, I get to the woods. It’s peaceful, just me and the trees. I start choppin’, and it’s like therapy. But then, outta nowhere, I hear this loud crash. I look up, and a branch falls right next to me! I jump like a scared cat! My heart’s racin’. I’m like, “What the actual heck?!”

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